IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
As a professor? I would laugh til I spilled my vodka and pissed myself if a student sent me a paper with that title.
sometimes I think about my own character development
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
THIS IS NOT A FUNNY POST THIS IS HEART BREAKING WHY ARE YOU ADVERTISING HERE ABSOLUTE-FUNNIEST-POSTS
“Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne’er saw true beauty till this night.” - William Shakespeare
But if Fury can get them on track, and he might, they could throw some noise our way.