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armadillo:

True friends are ones who’s wifi automatically connects to your phone

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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gaydicks420:

nothing can hurt you when you genuinely love rick astleys never gonna give you up

breakdatwall:

crocodilepatronus:

llanuwchllyn:

Excuse Me

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is this where I start the conversation?
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HA! I see you follow me!
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I follow you,too! 

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maybe we should tal-

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fuck

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a;sdfjkjhjhfjhaartuiygfhfgabortmission

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Nope.

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wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends

Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

Free! short movie: the experiment

totally-bairee:

this actually makes me laugh so hard and its not even funny to sane people

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

invisibleduck:

You guys. This potato is shaped like a duck.A Duck-shaped potato.Is this not the most amazing thing you ever ever seen? Also, apparently, there is a website for peanuts that look like ducks.Duck-shaped Peanuts. 

invisibleduck:

You guys. 
This potato is shaped like a duck.
A Duck-shaped potato.

Is this not the most amazing thing you ever ever seen? 

Also, apparently, there is a website for peanuts that look like ducks.
Duck-shaped Peanuts.